I've pretty much just let this damn thing gather dust for almost 2 fucking months. Guess that's what happens when ya go home for awhile.  I used my goddamn hard-earned vacation time to do so, and even made a couple deliveries while I was down there. Not by choice, goddammit. Those bastards owe me a bonus after that.

So it's Christmas time is it? .....the most annoying fucking time of the year. Everyone makes nice in order to get some stupid ass presents that will hit the damn garbage as soon as they're bored with it. Or sit in the fucking closet and gather dust.  Luckily, I don't have to fucking worry about that, as I have nobody to buy presents for. Which works in my favor, rent's due anyway.

Oh well. The guys are gonna come up, they say it's fucking boring down in Sound right now.  Heh. Maybe I'll play tour guide and show 'em around this bat-shit insane city. Might even make some noise.

And why the fuck was everyone complaining about the cold?! Pffft, wusses. They wouldn't last one day in Sound, it gets below zero there, and you can't see 3 feet in front of ya when it snows. This weather is MILD compared to that.

My idiotic neighbors finally stopped putting used condoms and all that shit in my mailbox. Turnabout is fair fucking play, so I left some lovely little presents over front of their door. >3 It was so goddamn satisfying to hear them scream when the balloons full of rotten mayonnaise and spoiled milk hit them. They think it was me, but they can't prove it.

The cat is still here. I decided to keep it, it makes a good attack animal, and it doesn't require much in the way of food or anything, so it stays.
 
 That bartender from the Halloween party I went to gave me the recipe to make a Rainbow Jazz. That sounds damn good right about now.  I have today and tomorrow off, means I can finally take of some things.

Ugh, I hate this season.